November 4, 2014January 15, 2015 Optimistic Pirate Me leg is a peg, me hand is a hook, me surname be less real than either Yo ho, yo ho, it’s a pirates life for me Seas gave me scurvy; Brits want me for bounty; me has suffered a mutiny: marooned me at midnight, to rot on the isle, with no vessel, nor me crew, which murdered me first-mate, he was boiled in oil; and tortured me son, he was chained left to spoil; planned also to plank me–me wishes they’d done it Yo ho, yo ho, it’s a pirates life for me Betrayed by ye old code is me, yo ho Captain Kidd, were he living, he’d say that gold is always best never found: Me hook’s not so bad, it works fine as a hammer; me peg’s ugly but sturdy; Me name might be false, but should protect me own family, including me son–he was captured by the French, where, now, he live freely, no bounty Although me first-mate was murdered, his death was but certain, as was Kidd’s Above the Thames Kidd gibbets, yo ho Share this: Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like Loading... Related Published by Luke Meyer Writer. Artist. Cartoonist. Poet. Author. Comedian. Creator. View all posts by Luke Meyer