I know that I’m not Einstein,

But I need me a Fe-stein.

 

They say he was eating breakfast,

When suddenly he couldn’t;

He went upstairs,

He started thinking,

He thought until he couldn’t;

Three weeks had passed,

He never stopped–

Fe-stein let him do it–

He figured out his little theory.

 

I know that I’m not Einstein,

But I still want me a Fe-stein…

Unless, that is, my Fe-stein is related.