Why do I jump in the ocean
if I can’t even swim
Why do I drop this lit match
in a house of straw
There’s a reason I’m sinking
I’m testing my gills
There’s a reason I’m burning
to know how it feels
Why do I slap away a hand
as I sink even further
Why do I run from a blanket
as I char in a blast
I created the new ocean and
sank my own ship
I positioned the iceberg and
liquored the captain
I kicked out the piggies and
squatted their home
I murked a hungry wolf and
burned the remains
Death foiled via coastguard
I don’t know how
And the fire-fighting canines
I don’t know why
I was in both places at once
It’s because I lie