I was writing to jayhawkfan787 to tell him that he is an idiot, when it dawned on me that nobody feels guilt on the Internet. Three days later I wrote to him mentioning this. He responded me back with I’m a dirty, pansy hippie. Naturally I had to defend my honor, I told him that no, I’m not a dirty, pansy hippie, that he is a fool and he should go pick up a book and read it. More was said but once all votes were in the answer was clear: the Jayhawks rule, Iowa State sucks, jayhawkfan787 is a woman (my mistake,) Hillary Clinton is a lying, scheming whore but she can’t be worse than Obama, and bigdawg1000 (not me, thank god, I’m thongsong22) is a sad little man–guilty as he was charged and also, he lives in his mother’s basement (although he denies this, insisting in all caps that he is a wealthy, GOOD LOOKING MAN FROM KENTUCKY!!!!)