The Implications of My Fourteen Nipples

Listen. I know you like to think that I don’t ever realize the things I say until well after I say them, like how I announce I have seven nipples on each one of my balls and then ten minutes later it’s “ooooooppss, did I just say that out loud? ooops!” But the truth is I do, you super self-aware, more self-aware-than-me guy you.

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