It’s OK you laugh at me, I’m some idiot on TV

Don’t hold back for me, just some idiot on TV

 

So I ran through a window and fell to my death,

got a posthumous trophy slapped on my chest

 

Darwin Award, the Nobel Prize, tomato, tomato

speaking of which you should throw those at me

 

It’s about perspective, I could be eating for free

Is the glass half empty or is it six feet above me?

 

There’s more to me, but save it for the eulogy

Don’t hold back for me, just some idiot on TV