Know better, at least in theory;
The outcome will not be positive,
but not because I’m negative
but because it is stupid
to do this stupid thing.

Nail marks over every barrel;
Any barrel over any-thing,
any thing for any barrel —
Everytime. So much.

Accommodations
for the guest of honor —
Hoping for pictures for my wall —
Until lonely, left in sehnsucht
If that’s just what it takes.

Not a penny for your thoughts;
My paycheck for his answer,
and a twenty for his rebuttal —
Raincheck his excuse.

Piechart opportunity
And be missing half my limbs;
Thinking on one foot
is a pauseless task
Until collapse —
And still, waiting
on a meteorite to smash my head.