A curly coarse hair on a sweating metal stick
Gum on a cake, Abe Lincoln sits on a loogie
All saved by a net but cascaded away yellow
My coin purse squeezes sixteen fluid ounces
A sensation of relief, a gasp of thirty seconds
Patriot name, with a crane distinguishes china
Buttons with instructions on how to get bacon
A warning to workers to be caught red-handed
And inside cubicles, ghost writers leak secrets
over boxes locked guarding paper for asses