When you called it was surprising
are you fading away or are we
Then you appeared, I wondered
you surprised me, but I wouldn’t

Got too many things to fill my time
Me, this budding keychain magnate
that I am, collecting corks, etcetera
Too many things to fill my time

I got excuses for everything
for why I’m doing wrong and why it
neither bothers me nor matters

I’m brave enough to let you
ask me anything, (if you were here)
I would let you ask anything

and I would spill to you everything
with a self-aware smirk.