1| Convicted,
under poe’s law
via dead babies.
Onionless,
I’m off to jail.

2| Note to self,
dump water on self.
All my friends
read one book,
simultaneously.

3| Honesty is
a slippery slope
to one’s nudity,
pimping oneself,
then slut shaming.

4| New update ahoy.
Frozen in last words,
a present moment
sets me free.