We’re not what anyone thinks
It’s not noble apes
And It’s not spirits either
It’s still god
But his name is Jake
He is 29 years old
He is a future human
He is a computer hacker
And we are his sims
Jake is running a meth lab universe
A historical earth reconstruction simulation
An illegal thing for any post-human to do
Because sims have personhood
And simulations in the future
are a highly controlled business
But we all have Jake to thank
for existence as we know it
Praise Jake
May Jake bless us all.