The Jewmas Song (Jews on Christmas, Who Knew)

Chow mein sizzling and all the while

poking fun at your own nose

Dradles spinning atop legal files

Your latke leftovers are too old

 

Everybody has at least one Jewish friend

on their Facebook or sometimes in real life

Tiny hats and Sandler songs again

Status updates to think up before night

 

They know it’s the day by the Google display

BuzzFeed posting listicles to their walls

And every Jewish mother will pray

for all non-Hebrew girls and boys

 

And so this gentile observation is mine

on the Jews observing all their own

Although it is said every year, every way

Jews on Christmas, who knew

 

And so this gentile observation is mine

on the Jews observing all their own

Although it is said every year, every way

Jews on Christmas, who knewzahav_jewish_christmas

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