11.

When he tips cows,

he tips them at night-

it’s after-dinner guilt.

12.

Mamas do not let

your cowboys grow up

to be minotaurs.

13.

He eats bowls once

in every blue moon-

the cereal killer.

14.

So that blue addict,

on Sesame Street,

he’s pretty cookie

15.

The child prodigy,

regressed with age,

until fully a dolt.