Frozen Pizza Imortal

I’ll be found dead, years after my death
Seated in a sofa, swamped into the fabric,
taled to a crypt, removed with a bulldozer
Half-eaten DiGiorno right on the coffee table
Not so miraculously, damn thing preserves
Scaled to size it’s roughly an Eggo waffle
Making headlines: Frozen Pizza Immortal
I’ll be found dead, years after my death

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