As pedestrian as ass, as trivial as shit
for lack of a better is filler for this
As corny as crap, as harmless as hell
all amateur cursers fear it as well
As true as a bastard, as real as a bitch
in either such case wishes a spell
As official as fuck, as if nailed to a stick
dying for sin to not put up with this
Garden Path 
Yup! Love it
I need that soap bar. Did you make it yourself?
lol thanks, me too. I made the image with photoshop, but someone needs to make it the real thing
I knew it was original. You did a fantastic job. I am certain someone on Etsy can make it. I’ll race you. x