If cultural capital were real currency,
I would be very wealthy
And convicted of many crimes.
[move one space down to hipster]
If cultural capital were real currency,
Modern hipsters would be like the Hell’s Angels,
Or some other gang that robs peoples goods.
[move one space down to homemade smack]
If modern hipsters were like the Hell’s Angels,
Instead of smack they’d be cooking up nothing,
Because homemade ritalin is probably impossible.