$5,000

I would chop off my pinky and sell it for $5,000. I was thinking about it last night and I decided, if the price is right the price is right. I mean, if you ask me tomorrow, I might tell you no. But if you come to me right now, with a bone saw in hand and 5000 cash, I’ll be like let’s do it but let’s do it with an axe–you know, to make things swift. A bone saw would be just oh so painful. You’ll have to give me at least $15,000 in cash if you expect to saw my pinky off. But whatever deal we make, I will assure you I’ll hold no qualms or grudges. If we make a deal we make a deal. If the price is right the price is right.

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