Aggressive Aggressive:

You tell your boss “I hate you.”

Evasive Aggressive:

“Oh, I just love your shirt,” you tell her

because her shirt is hideous, and though you seem disingenuous it’s not immediately obvious and she’s made to wonder.

Passive Aggressive:

Because you hate your boss, you call-in sick.

….and hang out with your friends and make fun of her

for giving you the day off.

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Inadvertent Aggressive:

Someone sneezes because…because dust

yet you scowl

because you’re Random Aggressive:

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Aggressive Progressive:

“Shame on you! Stereotyping the elderly–or anyone for that matter!”

Aggressive Regressive:

You say nothing. And pad your list.