You tell your boss “I hate you.”
“Oh, I just love your shirt,” you tell her
because her shirt is hideous, and though you seem disingenuous it’s not immediately obvious and she’s made to wonder.
Because you hate your boss, you call-in sick.
….and hang out with your friends and make fun of her
for giving you the day off.
Someone sneezes because…because dust
yet you scowl
because you’re Random Aggressive:
“Shame on you! Stereotyping the elderly–or anyone for that matter!”
You say nothing. And pad your list.