Everyone Knows Pt. 2.5

“Stir Crazy”
by Dr Lukesier Payne
A rap song ft. LukeMX
with Thoronis, Bub, Lukeside Boys


Sub One Inch Exclusive —
Thespian Dream —
Devil’s Advocate —

Researcher’s Log,
Lukesier Payne, signing in.
LukeMX co-authoring–
[Grrr…]

I hear the demons, MX. [WHAT!]
Haters… [Grrr…] callin’ my name
twistin’ me in like a monkey’s fist
[You thought it was doo-dads, LISTEN]

Magnetize to these rap elites:
Bub and Lukeside Boys.
Lukeside Boys in the vat.
Thoronis on the beat.

Stir crazy, yo. Here in Antarctica
[IT’S NOT A, FUCKING GAME!]
I gotsta’ be more Lukeful.
Let’s Luke it up on two.
Feel the Payne:

Lukebel prize, ‘round the neck
C-A-N equals narcissist
From my lab to the mags, now with LukeMX
Solid Brass, therefore cash, ‘twas neodymium.

Call me Lukebel Rex, update the text
Canada, Boy, I’m the shrink of mag-nets
Made bel-biebers of all of ya’
when I solved Narci-sest

Psychopathy, horse hockey.
I’m a genius, ya’ got me
when, home of ‘The Great One’
self-titles the mil-yuns
sayin’ Lukesier the real one it’s
[NOT A FUCKING GAME!]

Uhh– Questions thrown my way:
“Where’s the 200 Club?”
Follow my breadcrumbs what I say
[STOMACHS ACHE HALFWAY!]
What’s a genius, Bub?
[DR LUKESIER PAYNE!]

Grrr–EVERYONE KNOWS!
Grrr–FRASIER CRANE was
TWO NUMBER ONE SHOWS!
[They sound the sameee]

DD addiction’s REAL,
just ask this MAN OF STEEL
“what is doo-dad appeal?”
NO ONE CAN MAKE ME HEEL

Tuesday mornings, Hobby Lobby
before hours, CAMPED OUTSIDE
WAVING DELIVERY TRUCKS HI
til chased out the lot
back to steal shit I’d’ve BOUGHT
and you’d think it would have taught

BUT SIRENS CRIED IN VAIN
blue white lights the same
NOT MY BAIN
Luke MX’d em’ every time
too fast, TOO strong
TOO slick, TOO SMALL
IT’S NOT, A
FUCKING GAME!

[Yeah, sing it, kid]

MAGNATE OF KEYCHAINS!
my gambit MODEL TRAIN
my choppers, my cars, my copters
MY GODDAMN AIR-O-PLANE
MY ROCKET SHIP
Insane.

[Put it there, Thoronis!]

I heard the early ones die first
The rest just WAIT THEIR TURN
It’s eat or be eaten,
KARATE CHOP A WORM
head-but the bluejay
THEN BODYSLAM DESSERT

EVERY HATER BURNED.





 

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