Pretentious.

Every once in awhile. Now and then.
I begin the day with dangling bacon in front of my dog.
When my dog reaches for the bacon, I pull it away.

This is for him pooping on the rug that time, or tipping the garbage.
It is to remind him where he stands.
Which according to bacon, is firmly beneath me.

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