Calling all monsters

I’m a fruitcake in distress

A notorious paper damsel

I may be screaming

From inside the castle

But listen

Prince charming

You don’t want my stubble

I scream like girl

But I piss like a man

Standing up

Three inches taller

Than you in your armor

Burping in your face

Adjusting my junk

Moaning about dragons

Taunting them for more

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